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This left feels strange: Greatest hits twisted by Bon Jovi
By Matthias Petry
After almost 20 years in the music business Bon Jovi have now reached
a level of stardom close to that ultimate Rolling Stones- or Beatles-level,
playing in the same rockstar league as Kiss, Aerosmith or Metallica.
But instead of sticking to their guns, making good, solid rock albums,
it seems they still seem to feel the urge to prove themselves in as
many different ways as possible.
So they came up with the brilliant idea of taking some of their best-known
songs and, instead of just playing plain acoustic versions, stripping
them down to their bones and rearranging them. So what you get with
This Left Feels Right is anything but just a "greatest hits acoustic"
album -- it's more like completely different songs that happen to have
the same lyrics as some good old Bon Jovi classics.
The first track, Wanted Dead or Alive, along with I'll
Be There for You, is one of the still-recognizable tracks and therefore
one of the better. It begins pretty similar to the original version,
but then there comes the twist the title of the album is talking about:
trippy, loop-style beats, some orchestra stabs and some fashionably
distorted and compressed vocals.
What they did to the second track Living on a Prayer I still
cannot believe. When they recorded this version, they must have thought
something like, Well, here we have our maybe greatest song that has
also become one of the greatest party anthems of all times. And we also
have an amazing acoustic version of it. So let's take it, add some super-cheesy
keyboards and strings and completely out-of-place drums. Then we'll
spice it up with a mumbling, Bjoerk-like-sounding female voice and turn
this brilliant song into three absolutely unbearable, boring minutes.
The new version of Bad Medicine, just as You Give Love
a Bad Name two tracks later, is quite interesting though hardly
recognizable as it has been turned into a bluesy-jazzy bar tune. Jon's
'80s-style, "as-high-as-can-get" screaming on the original versions
has changed into a husky, sometimes hoarse yet matching voice; Sambora's
guitar work goes from heavily distorted Eighties hair-metal to blues-slide
acoustics.
Lay Your Hands on Me has also changed quite a bit. Once a
monster stadium anthem with a minute-long keyboard-and drum intro, a
powerful background choir and Sambora's "check out my wall-of amplifiers"
guitar sound, it is now a groovy, almost Led Zeppelin-ish tune that,
except the whispery background vocals in the chorus, actually sounds
quite good, considering how far it is from the original.
The rest of the record can pretty much be summed up in a word that
is probably the first one most people think of when they hear the name
Bon Jovi: ballad. At least since the mega-success of Always
in 1994, Bon Jovi is best known for super-cheesy ballads. And so we
should have known that they would turn as many songs as possible into
ballads for this record; be it stadium-rockers like Keep the Faith
and It's My Life or already-hard-to-stand tear-jerkers like
Bed of Roses and Always, ballad it is, only that these
versions lack the intensity of the originals and therefore end up being
just boring. If you thought Always was already the most sentimental,
kitschy Bon Jovi song there is, check out this version and think again!
So, to sum it up, yes, the idea behind the record is quite original
and creative and there are some songs that sound pretty good. However,
that is not enough to make This Left Feels Right a good record.
The best thing it does is to remind you how good the original versions
of those songs were, so it may have at least one reason to exist after
all.
NW
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